My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after circustents because you'll only end up with a flowerpot in your tailbone." I never quite understood his advice until one Humbug Day, I was gardening with my best friend Magdalena. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was glittery and spooky sounds came from deep within. Magdalena saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!